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me: oh lol Drifter ur so funny, spewing random-ass wilderness survival tips at us during Gambit
Drifter, in the lore: yeah so a while back my crew touched down on a frozen wasteland of a planet to do some research. it was so cold that every now and again one of us would just keel over dead from exposure. but it was fine cuz we had our Ghosts to revive us.
me: ……………….oH
Cayde and Shaxx trying and failing to insult Saladin
Cayde: His hair?!
Shaxx: WACK!!
Cayde: His gear?!
Shaxx: wAcK!!
Cayde: His Iron Banner?!
Shaxx: WACK!!!!
Cayde: His wolves?!
Shaxx: WACKK!!
Cayde: The way that he talks?!
Shaxx: WACK!!!!!!!
Cayde: The way he always acts like he's a character in a Shakespeare play?!
Shaxx: That's kinda cool...
Cayde: Shaxx we talked about this.